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[Wombat smiles as he turns the lights back on after having tripped over the fusebox.]

"Whoa....what the hey?"

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[b][color=blue]The Wombat Always Wins. - Swords of Fire[/color][/b]
[b][color=red]Former CBT Refugee. Will Post for Food.[/color][/b]

[Large Waterfowl with a `Bureaucracy in Action' t-shirt double-checks the zoneing regs; nods approval and wanders off . . .]

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[url=http://www.hitbox.tv/hmpgoose]Goose - The Egyptian God of Frustration[/url]

"He closes his eyes and remembers the night splattered with brightness, the sudden flare of erupting fuel, the mad chase as, supersonic, he bobbed and weaved among the hills and valleys of the Ozarks, the laws on his tail, burning for home …"

OOC: Guess what, we're trying to find ya'll a home for your Role-Playing fun. You shall be updated when new information comes to light.

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Je vous aurais bien aide, mais je ne vous aime pas.

Dr. J. Edgarlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Inferno Gel

"If you're not careful, you'll get us all whacked. Ha ha! Body in a woodchipper." - Phil Ken Sebben

What is inside the silo? Can it fly? A needle in a haystack... To crack the sky!

Nice to have the lights back on. I was beginning to think it was the booze.

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*Looks around, cringes at the smell of Ben-Gay, and leaves*

(OOC) BTU says they are more than willing to take in refugees, else i can help with getting a new temporary home for you lot within a matter of hours

OOC: Thanks! I have ideas for a new RP, but I am quite busy and it may be a while before I complete the intricate planning...

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Semi-CBT refugee (siwangtegongdui)...
Original WoTD member...

Yeah....I've been a bit busy today as well.

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[b][color=blue]The Wombat Always Wins. - Swords of Fire[/color][/b]
[b][color=red]Former CBT Refugee. Will Post for Food.[/color][/b]

Too busy? When is the Wombat too busy to create mayhem?

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Wombat is still a little traumatized .Probably spends time sitting in the corner cring in his Chili

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

"More like withdrawal."

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May I ask what this thread is about, and why it was started?

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Rick
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* There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. *

Meanwhile Swords is at the wheels of the Mobile Solamha Club.
Turning quickly he retrieves the radio from Clarkes grubby mits and flicks it on to a channel Rick should be monitoring.
"Turn making ourselves feel at home Rick me boy"

Yes.

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I don't /think/ anyone has told me yet.

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Rick
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* There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. *

Okay evidently someone has to explain this to Rick.

Okay Rick I am sure you remember the old Dropship boards (If you don't I can see a half dozen of your regulars who would be quite happy to remind you) and the old games of Savannah Master football (Ah the days I spent kicking those at Clarke with a Battlemaster). Well the Mechwarriors Hall at CBT was made to accommodate such um games as well as to serve in a capacity similar to Mordels bar and Grill (Although with less drinking) however over time it was turned into a haven for destruction seeking marsupials and others.

The Solamha Club was originally created on this board by either Truehart or Daedster (Or possibly both in some kind of twisted cloning experiment similar to the Grey Invasion of 2003) to serve as a bastion of civilisation on this board of destruction. It was originally meant (I think) to serve as a gentlemans club, however recently it has been destroyed a half dozen times by various denizens.

The Solamha Club generally involves:
1) Old Guys drinking
2) Trueharts old Hot Tub (Repaired several Dozen times over)
3) More drinking
4) A large explosion when the thread reaches the page limit of the board

Generally the Solamha club can be found in the basement of CBT (Known as the Mechwarriors Hall) although it has been known to migrate to other boards since we had to replace the original building with the largest mobile home we could find.

Wombat is just suffering from CBT withdrawl. But prehaps this is not the best website for this. We are here at the sufferance of the HMP website, refugees looking for a place to be silly. We best play nice here and abide by the rules these people have set for their domain.

And Wombat.....stop chewing on the edge of the table or Jimmy will have to intervene and take your mouse and keypad away and give them to Joey.

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Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?

Silly, we handle quite well here. I just saw no reason for the thread, even though I looked.

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Rick
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[email]rick@heavymetalpro.com[/email] [img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img] [img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... rolina.gif[/img]

* There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. *

Must we always have a reason to post before we do it Rick?

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Of course not! I was just trying to follow the post, its intentions, and so on, and didn't understand, or couldn't see, where it was going. Or its intent. But no, you don't /need/ a real reason, but normally posts are abous /somthing/.

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Rick
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* There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. *

Other than silliness I have never seen a Solahama (I will never learn to spell that word right) Club with a real reason to exist. Eventually we (mostly Wombat) blow the club up. We've lost how many Daedster? Seven? We've had the Inner Sphere's largest swimming pool at one point, we lost a couple of submarines in it before someone dump a few truck loads of quikdry jello in it IIRC. Wombat and Daedster have single handedly accounted for Acme's profit margin for the last 2 years. Did anyone save any of the old threads?

"Come on in and have a beer Rick. I'm sure you qualify for membership. Just guard your wallet. And I don't recommend the gauss pop machines."

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Let me think I know I have the list around here somewhere but it was more than a dozen

Darn! I never could keep with you guys.

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17 actually, but whos counting?

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[b][color=blue]The Wombat Always Wins. - Swords of Fire[/color][/b]
[b][color=red]Former CBT Refugee. Will Post for Food.[/color][/b]

My accountants. And the contractors. Oh, and the ACME legal staff. And seventeen is correct.

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Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?

At least three of us plus Daedsters Lawyers and ACMEs Club Division

They are?

I don't remember that when The DropShip was going well. I seem to remember there were a LOT of posts that weren't about anything...

And then there was the "Great Post Race" when HMP first came over to the present board system...

Naw...I've always found threads like this very fun myself...hehehe

Oh and Wombat? You asked if there was a stun setting to the elemental gun. Well, there ARE different rounds for it. Clan Screaming Pidgeon. Clan Squealing Ewok. Clan Smoking Kitten. And Clan Petrified Puppy. As well as others that I can't remember at the moment. Each one does different things, though my favorite is currently the Clan Screaming Pidgeon.

Of course, then there IS the Urbie Artillery Launcher for the times when you REALLY have to fire a big fire suppression round.

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Medron Pryde - The Great and Terrible
[img]http://faileas.greywolf.googlepages.com/WOTD.png[/img]
[url=http://www.pryderockindustries.com]P.R.I.[/url] - The home of BattleTech programs and files
"I'm gonna Tea Party like its 1776." - Medron Pryde
Who is John Galt?

Should we hang a sign saying we've moved?

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Nah. Let'em have their fun.

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Hey I am thinking of taking this one over

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

Take over what???

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Semi-CBT refugee (siwangtegongdui)...
Original WoTD member...

You guys roleplay? ::Jumps:: Yay! its my chance!

1.for aol there's the Red dragon inn (Just type it in the place where you would type the web site address)

2. Damn, got rid of the link! I knew this link where you could have a free chat room but I forgot..........
(altavista.com anyone?)

3.Keep using this thing.

4.(This better not be an excuse to add more to your post counting thingy! ::Shakes finger::)

5. or...... simply get Aim, and invite each other to a chat room.

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The most valuable lessons are learned trough hardship and the best rewards are earned with pain

-Jake kerinsky

Life: http://hometown.aol.com/xxmechwarriorsxx/

AOL Member Directory

This location of the Solohma Club.

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

Hi... just dropping by...

I think you could take over this location now...

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Semi-CBT refugee (siwangtegongdui)...
Original WoTD member...

I think we might start opening franchses

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

And sell Blooming Onions®?

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[url=http://www.hitbox.tv/hmpgoose]Goose - The Egyptian God of Frustration[/url]

"He closes his eyes and remembers the night splattered with brightness, the sudden flare of erupting fuel, the mad chase as, supersonic, he bobbed and weaved among the hills and valleys of the Ozarks, the laws on his tail, burning for home …"

Only if we want everybody to cry...

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Medron Pryde - The Great and Terrible
[img]http://faileas.greywolf.googlepages.com/WOTD.png[/img]
[url=http://www.pryderockindustries.com]P.R.I.[/url] - The home of BattleTech programs and files
"I'm gonna Tea Party like its 1776." - Medron Pryde
Who is John Galt?

Good Idea I like that

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

Motown rumor has it that you are slowing down the delivery of boozes to the CBT club. Is this true? If so why? And when can we expect delivery?

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Who mee? now what would make you suspect that of me ?


Hides invoices and Bills of laiding under microwave.

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

"A little bird told me."

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[Wombat walks back in with a wheelburrow.]

"Okay MoTown, we're ready for another shipment of that HMP booze to go back to CBT."

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[b][color=blue]The Wombat Always Wins. - Swords of Fire[/color][/b]
[b][color=red]Former CBT Refugee. Will Post for Food.[/color][/b]

Oh, no you don't! I have to draw the line /somewhere/. When it cuts off our booze supply, I have to put a stop to it. I mean, I like CBT and all, but gee....!

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Rick
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* There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. *

maybe time to work on HMBrewery

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Another Fine Product from Mad Engineers Inc.

Mad Engineers Inc. -
- Helping you pound your enemies back to the stone age ever since the Bronze Age

"I might add that those booze were diverted from the CBT club to begin with."

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I just checked--all they're gettin' back is empties.

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[b]When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for cookies.[/b]
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Neg you want our Booze you have to drink it here.

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

It doesn´t matter once here, no bottle leaves full !

one, two, three!

so much work to do....

Us do something like that ?How could you possably think that of ? All of the Stock here was ordered while CBT was down.tsk,tsk,tsk. Boy we provide a refuge and you thank us like this? After all we have done for you THIS is how you thank us?

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

Ah....less filling...tastes great....

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Medron Pryde - The Great and Terrible
[img]http://faileas.greywolf.googlepages.com/WOTD.png[/img]
[url=http://www.pryderockindustries.com]P.R.I.[/url] - The home of BattleTech programs and files
"I'm gonna Tea Party like its 1776." - Medron Pryde
Who is John Galt?