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 Post subject: SPAM and Beans
PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:44 am 
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Test Pilot
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Location: That flattop, up the well, overhead …
I could kick up a now three-year old thread, but what kind'a example would that be?
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          BattleTech Vehicle Technical Readout
                   * CUSTOM WEAPON

Type/Model:    SPAM and Beans 
Tech:          Inner Sphere / 3060
Config:        Tracked Vehicle
Rules:         Level 3, Standard design

Mass:          40 tons
Power Plant:   240 Pitban Fusion
Cruise Speed:  64.8 km/h
Maximum Speed: 97.2 km/h
Armor Type:    Hvy Ferro-Fibrous
Armament:      
  1 LRM-20*
  1 Anti-Missile System 
  1 Small X-Pulse Laser 
Manufacturer:  (Unknown)
  Location:    (Unknown)
Communications System:  (Unknown)
Targeting & Tracking System:  (Unknown)

--------------------------------------------------------
Type/Model:    SPAM and Beans 
Mass:          40 tons
Construction Options:  Fractional Accounting

Equipment:                                 Items    Mass
Int. Struct.:  20 pts Standard               0      4.00
Engine:        240 Fusion                    0     11.50
Shielding & Transmission Equipment:          0      5.75
    Cruise MP:   6
     Flank MP:   9
Heat Sinks:     10 Single                    0       .00
Cockpit & Controls:                          0      2.00
Crew: 3 Members                              0       .00
Turret Equipment:                            0       .15
Armor Factor:   61 pts Hvy Ferro-Fibrous     3      3.07

                          Internal    Armor
                          Structure   Value
   Front:                     4         15 
   Left / Right Sides:        4      15/15 
   Rear:                      4         11 
   Turret:                    4          5 

Weapons and Equipment    Loc  Heat  Ammo   Items    Mass
--------------------------------------------------------
1 LRM-20*                Front    0   18     2     11.00
1 Anti-Missile System    Turret   0    6     2      1.00
1 Small X-Pulse Laser    Turret   3          1      1.00
1 C.A.S.E. Equipment     Body                1       .50
--------------------------------------------------------
TOTALS:                           3          9     39.97
Items & Tons Left:                           4       .03

Calculated Factors:
Total Cost:        1,819,300 C-Bills
Battle Value 2:    694 (old BV = 519)
Cost per BV:       2,621.47
Weapon Value:      177 / 177 (Ratio = .26 / .26)
Damage Factors:    SRDmg = 9;  MRDmg = 9;  LRDmg = 5
BattleForce2:      MP: 6T,  Armor/Structure: 0 / 3
                   Damage PB/M/L: 1/2/1,  Overheat: 0
                   Class: GM;  Point Value: 7
All I ever had to do was ditch the self-defense laser, and it's soooo much better. :embarrased:

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 Post subject: Re: SPAM and Beans
PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 1:05 am 
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i suggest u call an infantry carrier on this Chassis "spam", and the lrm-fire Support vee "beans", then the vee with the cannon would be named egg.
so the code for a unit of three infantry carriers and a LRM-carrier would be "spam beans spam and spam"
a unit of four infantry carriers would be "spam spam spam and spam"
to ask for fire Support would Sound like a Food order."can we have extra beans for our spam beans spam and spam?"

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 Post subject: Re: SPAM and Beans
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:50 pm 
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Test Pilot
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Location: That flattop, up the well, overhead …
:clap:

And why can't I think of these gags on my own, anymore? :dunno:

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[url=http://www.hitbox.tv/hmpgoose]Goose - The Egyptian God of Frustration[/url]

"He closes his eyes and remembers the night splattered with brightness, the sudden flare of erupting fuel, the mad chase as, supersonic, he bobbed and weaved among the hills and valleys of the Ozarks, the laws on his tail, burning for home …"


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 Post subject: Re: SPAM and Beans
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:19 am 
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Test Pilot
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Location: That flattop, up the well, overhead …
Then you go for the absurd stand-off weapon, losing the mine-clearance ability, and ditch the AMS for Reactive
Code:
          BattleTech Vehicle Technical Readout
                   * CUSTOM WEAPON

Type/Model:    SPAM and Franks 
Tech:          Inner Sphere / 3060
Config:        Tracked Vehicle
Rules:         Level 3, Standard design

Mass:          40 tons
Power Plant:   240 Pitban Fusion
Cruise Speed:  64.8 km/h
Maximum Speed: 97.2 km/h
Armor Type:    Reactive
Armament:      
  1 XRM-15*
  1 Small X-Pulse Laser 
Manufacturer:  (Unknown)
  Location:    (Unknown)
Communications System:  (Unknown)
Targeting & Tracking System:  (Unknown)

--------------------------------------------------------
Type/Model:    SPAM and Franks 
Mass:          40 tons
Construction Options:  Fractional Accounting

Equipment:                                 Items    Mass
Int. Struct.:  20 pts Standard               0      4.00
Engine:        240 Fusion                    0     11.50
Shielding & Transmission Equipment:          0      5.75
    Cruise MP:   6
     Flank MP:   9
Heat Sinks:     10 Single                    0       .00
Cockpit & Controls:                          0      2.00
Crew: 3 Members                              0       .00
Turret Equipment:                            0       .10
Armor Factor:   50 pts Reactive              2      3.13

                          Internal    Armor
                          Structure   Value
   Front:                     4         15 
   Left / Right Sides:        4      10/10 
   Rear:                      4         10 
   Turret:                    4          5 

Weapons and Equipment    Loc  Heat  Ammo   Items    Mass
--------------------------------------------------------
1 XRM-15*                Front    0   12     2     12.00
1 Small X-Pulse Laser    Turret   3          1      1.00
1 C.A.S.E. Equipment     Body                1       .50
--------------------------------------------------------
TOTALS:                           3          6     39.98
Items & Tons Left:                           7       .02

Calculated Factors:
Total Cost:        2,093,560 C-Bills
Battle Value 2:    607 (old BV = 458)
Cost per BV:       3,449.03
Weapon Value:      98 / 98 (Ratio = .16 / .16)
Damage Factors:    SRDmg = 3;  MRDmg = 7;  LRDmg = 7
BattleForce2:      MP: 6T,  Armor/Structure: 0 / 2
                   Damage PB/M/L: 1/1/1,  Overheat: 0
                   Class: GM;  Point Value: 6

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[url=http://www.hitbox.tv/hmpgoose]Goose - The Egyptian God of Frustration[/url]

"He closes his eyes and remembers the night splattered with brightness, the sudden flare of erupting fuel, the mad chase as, supersonic, he bobbed and weaved among the hills and valleys of the Ozarks, the laws on his tail, burning for home …"


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 Post subject: Re: SPAM and Beans
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:06 pm 
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Location: Ft. Hood Texas
XRM?

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 Post subject: Re: SPAM and Beans
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:16 am 
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Location: That flattop, up the well, overhead …
Teh Moar Things Change

:wink:

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[url=http://www.hitbox.tv/hmpgoose]Goose - The Egyptian God of Frustration[/url]

"He closes his eyes and remembers the night splattered with brightness, the sudden flare of erupting fuel, the mad chase as, supersonic, he bobbed and weaved among the hills and valleys of the Ozarks, the laws on his tail, burning for home …"


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