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*innocent marsupial grin*

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[b][color=blue]The Wombat Always Wins. - Swords of Fire[/color][/b]
[b][color=red]Former CBT Refugee. Will Post for Food.[/color][/b]

There is no such a thing as an innocent marsupial when talking about blue wombats

I'm no refugee.

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Ah...be nice to the little blue marsu.....marsup...ah heck...rodent.

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Medron Pryde - The Great and Terrible
[img]http://faileas.greywolf.googlepages.com/WOTD.png[/img]
[url=http://www.pryderockindustries.com]P.R.I.[/url] - The home of BattleTech programs and files
"I'm gonna Tea Party like its 1776." - Medron Pryde
Who is John Galt?

"I'm no rodent. Rodent implies an unwanted vermin."

*big toothy grin*

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[b][color=blue]The Wombat Always Wins. - Swords of Fire[/color][/b]
[b][color=red]Former CBT Refugee. Will Post for Food.[/color][/b]

Really
*Scratches the Wombat behind the right ear and puts a stainless steel bowl of Weapons grade chilli in front of him*
Enjoy

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

You have to excuse Medron he recently discovered his girlfriend is a Goldfish

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

Thats better than him discovering that his girlfriend is used to write his bills out every month.

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[b][color=blue]The Wombat Always Wins. - Swords of Fire[/color][/b]
[b][color=red]Former CBT Refugee. Will Post for Food.[/color][/b]

O_o

Nevermind!

What was we doin'?

Oh-yeah . . .

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[url=http://www.hitbox.tv/hmpgoose]Goose - The Egyptian God of Frustration[/url]

"He closes his eyes and remembers the night splattered with brightness, the sudden flare of erupting fuel, the mad chase as, supersonic, he bobbed and weaved among the hills and valleys of the Ozarks, the laws on his tail, burning for home …"

"I'll take on of those please."
*Boilerman settles in for a long stay at the bar.*

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[Wombat 'liberates' Boilerman's wallet.]

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[b][color=blue]The Wombat Always Wins. - Swords of Fire[/color][/b]
[b][color=red]Former CBT Refugee. Will Post for Food.[/color][/b]

*Wombat opens it only to find it stuffed with cut up newspaper and a couple of those fake credit cards that come in the mail with the applications.*

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Yes...the Goldfish thing was a bit of a shock...

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Medron Pryde - The Great and Terrible
[img]http://faileas.greywolf.googlepages.com/WOTD.png[/img]
[url=http://www.pryderockindustries.com]P.R.I.[/url] - The home of BattleTech programs and files
"I'm gonna Tea Party like its 1776." - Medron Pryde
Who is John Galt?

Aff we understand
*Slides an Ice cold Code Red over to him*
But you are among freinds here.Lord knowa I am having to Deal with a heavy problem that the BoM is facing right now.

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

Pulls up to loading dock with delivery truck.

Checks work order.

"Yep, this is the place."

Starts unloading 50 cases of Ensure for Motown



Guru Mike

Cool load that in the cooler

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

For every case of Ensure he takes in, Guru Mike takes out two cases of beer and whiskey.

As he leaves he radios Wombat:

"got the goods, on the way to Mechwarrior Hall, CBT"



Guru Mike

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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Je vous aurais bien aide, mais je ne vous aime pas.

Dr. J. Edgarlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Inferno Gel

"If you're not careful, you'll get us all whacked. Ha ha! Body in a woodchipper." - Phil Ken Sebben

What is inside the silo? Can it fly? A needle in a haystack... To crack the sky!

Really! do you have any idea how long I have been trying to get rid of those old cases of Buckeye and Hamms even throwing in a couple of cases of Kesslers.we are Way ahead. Now we have room for the GOOD stuff.

Watches as the Molson and Labatt trucks back in

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

[Wombat cuts a small hole in the carpet and crawls underneath it and then sews it back up. The lump under the carpet sits really still.]

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[b][color=blue]The Wombat Always Wins. - Swords of Fire[/color][/b]
[b][color=red]Former CBT Refugee. Will Post for Food.[/color][/b]

*Boilerman goes looking for a steam roller.*

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*offers the use of his 'Hammer*


Teemo

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"Three Shall be the Number of The Counting; And the Number of The Counting Shall be Three "

[Is now conveced that he's well and truely drunk, as how with the lump in the carpet in the way, Goose must now hold on to lie down.]

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[url=http://www.hitbox.tv/hmpgoose]Goose - The Egyptian God of Frustration[/url]

"He closes his eyes and remembers the night splattered with brightness, the sudden flare of erupting fuel, the mad chase as, supersonic, he bobbed and weaved among the hills and valleys of the Ozarks, the laws on his tail, burning for home …"

"Need a bigger one."

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*wonders how big the lump must be if an 80-ton 'Mech can't stomp it flat*


Teemo

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[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img] [img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... nesota.gif[/img]

"Three Shall be the Number of The Counting; And the Number of The Counting Shall be Three "

"Doh! I was thinking ballpen type hammer. Be my guest, go ahead and do a little tap dancing!"

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*gestures towards parking lot* "Yeah, when I say 'Hammer', I'm not talking about something from Home Depot." *cracks knuckles and smiles crookedly* "Alright, hide the kids, secure the breakables...and somebody wake up Goose."


Teemo

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[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img] [img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... nesota.gif[/img]

"Three Shall be the Number of The Counting; And the Number of The Counting Shall be Three "

[The lump underneath the carpet giggles a few times.]

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[b][color=blue]The Wombat Always Wins. - Swords of Fire[/color][/b]
[b][color=red]Former CBT Refugee. Will Post for Food.[/color][/b]

*shrugs* "Your funeral." *climbs intro cockpit and begins pre-start ritual*


Teemo

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"Three Shall be the Number of The Counting; And the Number of The Counting Shall be Three "

*Medron pulls out his elemental gun and fires a patented Clan Screaming Ewok into the Hammer as it squells in terror during the flight. Impacting the Hammer, it wiggles around, trying to get a purchase before pulling its head out of the dent made in the armor*

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Medron Pryde - The Great and Terrible
[img]http://faileas.greywolf.googlepages.com/WOTD.png[/img]
[url=http://www.pryderockindustries.com]P.R.I.[/url] - The home of BattleTech programs and files
"I'm gonna Tea Party like its 1776." - Medron Pryde
Who is John Galt?

Teemo

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[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img] [img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... nesota.gif[/img]

"Three Shall be the Number of The Counting; And the Number of The Counting Shall be Three "

Motown walks in and nearly trips over this large lump in the middle of the room
" Qh maaaan! this will not work "
Picks up table and places it over lump grabs a chair orders a pint of Guinness and sits down using the lump as a foot rest.

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

The news that there are problems once again at CBT has caused a burst of activity to prepare for another influx of refugees massive orders of HMBeer and HMWiskey and HMWine and HMChips are placed as the trucks start pulling up the Scrapper clears a path for the fresh stock.
"Just run over that lump"
As hand trucks and fork lifts start running to and fro they run over the lump slowly flattening it as each one runs over it there is a* thump squeak * until it is finaly flattened by the traffic and the coolers and stock rooms are overfilled.

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Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh
For more from Rush go here: www.rushlimbaugh.com
Still crazy after all these years.
Force of nature : :
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... chigan.gif[/img]

Is the HMBeer and HMChips the latest upgrade? Don't worry about upgrading the HMWhiskey, the old stuff is probably the best.

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Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?

Actually, I don't have HMWhiskey available separately anymore. It's either HMBeer or the combination program HMBoilerMaker. And no, you cannot upgrade from HMBeer to HMBoilerMaker.

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Rick
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[email]rick@heavymetalpro.com[/email] [img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/flag-us.gif[/img] [img]http://www.heavymetalpro.com/countries/ ... rolina.gif[/img]

* There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. *

Well can we at least upgrade HMBeer to HMGuinness?

**sir spamalot walks in late as usual** so what I miss?

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Sir Spamalot: Getting funny looks since 1983. www.reallypathetic.com (Really Pathetic Productions)

Oh the usual.

or perhaps the unusual?

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Sir Spamalot: Getting funny looks since 1983. www.reallypathetic.com (Really Pathetic Productions)

Which around here is pretty usual.

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Or the result of drinking

Boilerman orders a bunch of HMBoilermakers.

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Swords tries to see the point.
Fails.

**spamalot points to a point**

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Sir Spamalot: Getting funny looks since 1983. www.reallypathetic.com (Really Pathetic Productions)

Still can't see it.

[makes point out of spam-a-lot]

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[url=http://www.hitbox.tv/hmpgoose]Goose - The Egyptian God of Frustration[/url]

"He closes his eyes and remembers the night splattered with brightness, the sudden flare of erupting fuel, the mad chase as, supersonic, he bobbed and weaved among the hills and valleys of the Ozarks, the laws on his tail, burning for home …"

well at least I am not blunt.

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Sir Spamalot: Getting funny looks since 1983. www.reallypathetic.com (Really Pathetic Productions)

Ah okay now I can see it
*Impales a tree with Spams pointy head*

*whacks Spam_alot's head with a shovel and takes his wallet*

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[b][color=blue]The Wombat Always Wins. - Swords of Fire[/color][/b]
[b][color=red]Former CBT Refugee. Will Post for Food.[/color][/b]

If I am stuck with HMBeer, it better be HMFosters of somebody's gonna die.

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Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?